The argument against

He's not the only person I know that would fail the Turing test.

Other than a dinosaur fireman, it's what he always wanted to grow up to be anyway.

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22 Comments:

colin said...

A I correct in my interpretation of the television when I see that there is a sequel to Final Fantasy 7, in that there is somehow a Final Fantasy 7, Part 2? My mathematics surrender. Back in my day...

8/20/2006 7:35 PM  
a1 said...

Hello Colin.

Welcome back to the internets. I hope your wives, dogs, jobs and attitudes are well.

I've missed Pathetic, Inc.

8/26/2006 5:32 AM  
Niels said...

There are about five hundred things that Square-Enix has released as a spin-off to VII, except a decent remake on the ps2. Apparently just reskinning the battle models and implementing them into the rest of the game was too hard. Not to mention Joystick compatibility. At least they're keeping themselves busy with XIII-1, XIII-2 and XIII-3.

On another note, I've missed the geek, and love his new thumb(s)-up!

8/29/2006 5:35 AM  
aaron said...

make more comics and then update your archive good sir.

9/12/2006 9:49 PM  
Anonymous said...

Colin, if you ever read this, know that your comic was a bright flame in the stygian darkness of the internet, shining bright within the depths of porn and home insurance. Godspeed.

9/17/2006 2:48 PM  
colin said...

How nice to read such compliments. Hopefully I'll be able to pick this back up again soon. I've just been busy. Doing important work!

9/18/2006 1:24 PM  
Anonymous said...

Yes, that means that YOU NEED TO STOP WORKING AND MAKE WITH THE FUNNY.

OR ELSE THERE WILL BE CAPS.

Or something.

Love the comics thus far. :D

9/20/2006 8:36 AM  
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10/03/2006 8:17 PM  
Proteus454 said...

I am no spammer, sir, unlike the gentleman above, but I adore Pathetic Inc. May further updates become possible forthwith!

10/04/2006 7:58 AM  
Brennan said...

Backtoschool!?!? Hellyes!

10/05/2006 2:38 PM  
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10/09/2006 6:14 PM  
colin said...

Man. I love backtoschool too. I should make a comic about it.

10/12/2006 7:45 PM  
Anonymous said...

Yes, that would be AWESOME.

Or, y'know, anything.

10/23/2006 7:39 AM  
Anonymous said...

I just found this comic. and SOME of it is damn funny, and the rest of it is worth it, to build back up to the damn funny stuff.

10/23/2006 3:13 PM  
colin said...

And that's the whole problem right there, is that the ones that are funny make it seem like a fruitless and time-consuming task to bother making the ones that are not so funny.

But I'll try. Maybe. Soon. Probably not.

10/24/2006 8:12 AM  
Proteus454 said...

Awww...

10/24/2006 8:46 AM  
Niels said...

Well, you got a chuckle out of me with each one though. Hoot!

10/25/2006 1:40 AM  
Anonymous said...

Not everything is going to be funny to everyone. As long as it strikes you as funny, other people will find it funny too. Heck, even if they find 1/4 of it funny it's better than a lot of stuff.

If YOU enjoy doing it, then do it. Those who appreciate your sense of humour will like it, those who won't will bitch and the world will keep turning to spite all of us.

10/25/2006 6:02 AM  
Seb said...

Love the "thoughtful finger" you gave the boss. For some reason it cracked me up.

11/24/2006 4:57 AM  
Anonymous said...

I'm the ananymous above who said "SOME of it is funny," But I meant comment as a compliment when I wrote "the rest of it is worth it." Looking at your comic as the sum of it's parts = greatness.

11/26/2006 5:40 PM  
Anonymous said...

This is almost awesome as when Carrot Top was on the Tony Danza Show.

12/25/2006 11:38 PM  
Anonymous said...

This is almost awesome as when Carrot Top was on the Tony Danza Show.

12/25/2006 11:38 PM  

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