<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 09:47:58 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Pathetic, Inc.</title><description>Business as unusual.</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/default.htm</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>173</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-2072520230329747357</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-16T00:11:09.392-08:00</atom:updated><title>171</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Goodnight for Now&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case you didn't notice from how I haven't made a new comic in nearly six months, and that the preceding few were a bit off-topic, I've not been able to muster much effort into updating this comic.  I had a good run over a few years, and it's the longest sustained creative effort I've ever made.  I learned a lot, had a lot of fun, too.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;However, I've simply moved on from the strip for the time being.  That's not to say I might not ever pick it back up, but I don't see it being for a long while yet.  The archive will stay here for now, too.  Thanks very much for all the folks who loved and hated the strip while it was running.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now, in order to not be a total drag, I encourage you to check out my new project.  I've mentioned it before, and have been working on it since mid-February.  I'm pretty proud of it overall, and have some pretty solid plans for the future.  If you're so inclined, go check out &lt;a href="http://www.dailyshirts.com"&gt;DailyShirts.com&lt;/a&gt;, where I draw one picture a day, every single day.  No shit.  For serious.  Every single day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hopefully I'll see you there!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/11/170.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-2072520230329747357?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2007/04/171.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-116359879962464406</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-04-23T22:40:56.679-07:00</atom:updated><title>170</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Very expensive desk&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div width="800px" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/170.jpg" alt="They'll burn out eventually, then I can sit down." title="They'll burn out eventually, then I can sit down." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;There are hundreds of tiny rockets inside, you see?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/11/169.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2007/04/170.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-116359879962464406?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/11/170.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>7</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-116293721735835650</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 22:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-15T05:54:42.136-08:00</atom:updated><title>169</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;People always ask&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div width="800px" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/169.jpg" alt="Later on today, we'll shoot them into space." title="Later on today, we'll shoot them into space." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;He had them specially modified to better reflect his interests.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/168.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/11/170.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-116293721735835650?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/11/169.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-116226628380231690</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-07T14:04:15.833-08:00</atom:updated><title>168</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Inevitable Telephone Call&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div width="800px" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/168.jpg" alt="Claudia doesn't know a thing about rockets." title="Claudia doesn't know a thing about rockets." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Who Then Will Explain The Rockets?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/167.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/11/169.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-116226628380231690?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/168.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-116196404572594291</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 15:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-10-30T19:40:26.290-08:00</atom:updated><title>167</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Rockets, yo.&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div width="800px" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/167.jpg" alt="&gt;==&gt;" title="&gt;==&gt;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Wernher Von Braun Only Cares About Rockets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/166.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/168.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-116196404572594291?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/167.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-116182523305339033</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-10-30T19:59:32.213-08:00</atom:updated><title>166</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;A Digression&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div width="800px" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/166.jpg" alt="Me vs. Comic-block, round 1 - FIGHT!" title="Me vs. Comic-block, round 1 - FIGHT!" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Wernher Von Braun Only Cares About Rockets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/165.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/167.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-116182523305339033?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/166.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-115612760510095140</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-10-30T19:58:03.676-08:00</atom:updated><title>165</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;The argument against&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/165.jpg" alt="He's not the only person I know that would fail the Turing test." title="He's not the only person I know that would fail the Turing test." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Other than a dinosaur fireman, it's what he always wanted to grow up to be anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/164.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/10/166.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-115612760510095140?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/165.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>20</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-115465912467906869</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-21T10:16:58.753-07:00</atom:updated><title>164</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Scream real loud&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/164.jpg" alt="Thanks Mr. Ruebens" title="Thanks Mr. Ruebens" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;The hope is that some words just sound funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/163.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/165.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-115465912467906869?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/164.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>13</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-115448982877118781</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-03T19:33:41.660-07:00</atom:updated><title>163</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Lag Problem&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/163.jpg" alt="Sometimes you just need to reboot." title="Sometimes you just need to reboot." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Ctrl+Alt+Del&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/04/162.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/164" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-115448982877118781?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/163.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114986490373999618</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 14:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-06-09T07:55:03.770-07:00</atom:updated><title>Delicious Dog</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Positive thoughts for my little pal&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/delicious.jpg" alt="BEST DOG EVER" title="BEST DOG EVER" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Positive thoughts - Positive thoughts - Positive thoughts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- &lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/02/121.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/02/1.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;--&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114986490373999618?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/06/delicious-dog.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>11</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114472870401437785</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-01T20:34:04.256-07:00</atom:updated><title>162</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Eastern Philosophy&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/162.jpg" alt="Truly they are like the Gordian Knot of our time." title="Truly they are like the Gordian Knot of our time." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Inanity and profundity can be so very close.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/161.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/08/163.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114472870401437785?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/04/162.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114291936705384423</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-04-10T21:10:03.430-07:00</atom:updated><title>161</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Advanced math&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/161.jpg" alt="This is the same problem Barbie has." title="This is the same problem Barbie has." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;In which our robot demonstrates an aptitude for accounting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/160.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/04/162.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114291936705384423?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/161.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114248615327952036</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-20T21:33:18.656-08:00</atom:updated><title>160</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Maybe thirteen&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/160.jpg" alt="That's the exact same attitude my Speak-and-spell had." title="That's the exact same attitude my Speak-and-spell had." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Vast calculations are executed at maddening speed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/159.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/161.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114248615327952036?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/160.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114231178016402431</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 04:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-15T21:12:08.100-08:00</atom:updated><title>159</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;More robot&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/159.jpg" alt="It was time we got a robot. All good webcomics gots robots.  Mad robots." title="It was time we got a robot. All good webcomics gots robots.  Mad robots."  /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;If it can be purchased with legal tender, he has but to will it and it is his.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/158.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/160.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114231178016402431?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/159.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114170739425890684</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-13T20:44:34.450-08:00</atom:updated><title>158</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Guilt trip&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/158.jpg" alt="The plants are going to starve to death overnight.  He should feel bad about this. " title="The plants are going to starve to death overnight.  He should feel bad about this. " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Frustration and anger emanate from a source close to home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/157.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/159.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114170739425890684?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/158.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114139746135915103</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-06T20:52:03.210-08:00</atom:updated><title>157</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Parental shame&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/157.jpg" alt="I hope he doesn't have a beard under there. " title="I hope he doesn't have a beard under there. " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;In which the son confronts the father, with predictable results.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/156.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/158.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114139746135915103?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/157.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114117051218751229</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-19T09:13:16.013-08:00</atom:updated><title>156</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Baby steps&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/156.jpg" alt="I didn't steal this joke from that Snapple commercial did I? " title="I didn't steal this joke from that Snapple commercial did I? " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Ninja Strategy 101: Before acting, you must think your plan through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/155.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/03/157.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114117051218751229?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/156.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114100581173165751</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-02-28T15:45:52.966-08:00</atom:updated><title>155</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Red ninja&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/155.jpg" alt="I had a dream like this one time when I fell asleep on the couch while Dragonball Z was on. " title="I had a dream like this one time when I fell asleep on the couch while Dragonball Z was on. " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;If one force becomes inactive for too long, the balance is disturbed...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/154.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/156.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114100581173165751?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/155.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114075724953237154</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-02-26T18:00:43.936-08:00</atom:updated><title>154</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Frosted tang&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/154.jpg" alt="A projection by which a tool, such as a chisel or knife, is attached to its handle or stock. Also called shank." title="A projection by which a tool, such as a chisel or knife, is attached to its handle or stock. Also called shank." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;In which the true depths of despair are revealed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/153.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/155.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114075724953237154?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/154.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114057979281162335</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-02-23T20:57:42.806-08:00</atom:updated><title>153</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Truth hurts&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/153.jpg" alt="I used the same payoff panel two strips in a row!  Did you notice?" title="The I used the same payoff panel two strips in a row!  Did you notice?" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;In which followers become disappointed in their former leaders.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/152.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/154.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114057979281162335?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/153.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>7</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-114041130131391347</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-02-21T19:41:08.793-08:00</atom:updated><title>152</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Out of shape&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/152.jpg" alt="When the sun goes down he just sits in the dark with the front door open." title="When the sun goes down he just sits in the dark with the front door open." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;If you don't use it, it has been said that you may lose it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/12/151.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/153.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-114041130131391347?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/152.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>11</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-113383535776641855</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-02-19T20:52:20.816-08:00</atom:updated><title>151</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Zzzzz&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/151.jpg" alt="This is what it's like when I try to make a comic." title="This is what it's like when I try to make a comic."  /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Perhaps a return to simplicity is in order.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/11/150.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2006/02/152.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-113383535776641855?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/12/151.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>54</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-113212385573053363</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-02-23T20:03:56.056-08:00</atom:updated><title>150</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Deer Hunter&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/150.jpg" alt="If a story is made up by smashing two different true stories together, is it still true?" title="If a story is made up by smashing two different true stories together, is it still true?" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;The lure of spicy pinions leads to wanton gambling and deadly games of chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/11/149.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/12/151.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-113212385573053363?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/11/150.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>34</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-113194075896478702</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-11-15T23:11:02.620-08:00</atom:updated><title>149</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Sweet surrender&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/149.jpg" alt="I don't know what's funnier;  the fact that Something Awful burned you, or the fact that I can go walk into our data center and kick the shit out of the Something Awful server." title="I don't know what's funnier,  the fact that Something Awful burned you, or the fact that I can go walk into our data center and kick the shit out of the Something Awful server." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;No internet for two weeks and look what happens while I'm gone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/10/148.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/11/150.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-113194075896478702?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/11/149.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>16</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021462.post-112839040852329336</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-11-15T23:13:28.216-08:00</atom:updated><title>148</title><description>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;Semantic argument&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.patheticinc.com/148.jpg" alt="They are also unfairly judgemental of others' outward appearance." title="They are also unfairly judgemental of others' outward appearance." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;As far as the virtues of friendship go, at least he is forward and honest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2004/01/1.htm" title="first strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;first strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/09/147.htm" title="previous strip"&gt;&amp;lt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;previous strip&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/archive.htm" title="archive"&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/11/149.htm" title="next strip"&gt;next strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;||&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.patheticinc.com" title="current strip"&gt;current strip&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021462-112839040852329336?l=www.patheticinc.com%2Fdefault.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.patheticinc.com/2005/10/148.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (colin)</author><thr:total>169</thr:total></item></channel></rss>